Friday, December 26, 2008

Friday Funny

If you didn't see this on the Tonight Show, you'll love it. (Even if you did, you'll laugh again for sure.) Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. No one doubted why this woman won the prize.

First Date

She said it was winter, snowing and quite cold. Her date had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City. It was a day trip as they were truly strangers and had only met once before. The outing was fun, the skiing great, and the coffee hot. The day was uneventful until they were headed home late in the afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and, to top it off, they were in the middle of nowhere.

Her companion recognized her discomfort, and suggested she try to hold it, which she accomplished for a little while. Unfortunately because of the heavy snow and slow driving, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop. She informed him it was either the side of the road or the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started going. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance. He came around the car and as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst into laughter.

She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the icy metal.

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her bottom off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be pants down. "Did you see the young man again?" asked Mr. Leno. "I married him," she replied. "He's sitting right here next to me."

Have a great weekend everyone.


Post a Comment

<< Home