Friday Funny

Next week is Thanksgiving so I thought I'd share some appropriate jokes that you can use at the big feast next week with your family. Be warned, some of these are kinda corny!

Why did the Pilgrim's pants keep falling down?
Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.

If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
Pilgrims.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use foul language.

Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
Because everything is marked down after the holiday.

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving?
A turKey.

Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers on it?
The outside.

How do you make a turkey float?
Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.

Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
He was the only one with drumsticks.

How did the Mayflower show it loved America?
It hugged the shore.

Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!