Friday Funny
I don't really celebrate Halloween, never have. But I thought I'd share a good spooky funny since it is the season for those type of things.
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night. As he was walking he heard something behind him....
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
Walking faster, he looked behind him and through the fog he made out an image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
Terrified, the man began to run towards his home. The casket bounced quicker behind him.
Faster
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
Approaching his home, he ran towards the door. He fumbled with his keys and finally opened the door. He rushed in, slammed the door behind him, and locked himself in his house. The casket was still coming and it crashed through the door behind him, the lid clapping as it bounced through the door.
CLAPPITY-BUMP
CLAPPITY-BUMP
CLAPPITY-BUMP
Terrified the man ran up the stairs, and locked himself in the bathroom. His heart was pounding, his head was reeling, his breath came in sobbing gasps.
With a loud crash the casket broke down the door and bumped and clapped towards him.
The man screamed and reached for something, anything, but all he could find was a bottle of cough syrup. Desperate, he threw the cough syrup at the casket...
And,
The coffin stopped.
Have a great weekend everyone!
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night. As he was walking he heard something behind him....
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
Walking faster, he looked behind him and through the fog he made out an image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
Terrified, the man began to run towards his home. The casket bounced quicker behind him.
Faster
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
Approaching his home, he ran towards the door. He fumbled with his keys and finally opened the door. He rushed in, slammed the door behind him, and locked himself in his house. The casket was still coming and it crashed through the door behind him, the lid clapping as it bounced through the door.
CLAPPITY-BUMP
CLAPPITY-BUMP
CLAPPITY-BUMP
Terrified the man ran up the stairs, and locked himself in the bathroom. His heart was pounding, his head was reeling, his breath came in sobbing gasps.
With a loud crash the casket broke down the door and bumped and clapped towards him.
The man screamed and reached for something, anything, but all he could find was a bottle of cough syrup. Desperate, he threw the cough syrup at the casket...
And,
The coffin stopped.
Have a great weekend everyone!
posted by Sam at 9:11 AM
3 Comments:
BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
awwaaaahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
that was painful...
but I liked it.
hey, thanks for your comments on my blog. i agree with you on people's reactions to "nonconventional" life choices, like, choosing not to have kids or whatnot. ever since i was little, i've always wondered why everyone yearned for the "american dream". it just seemed like an endless rat race to me (or those wheels that hampsters run on, round and round and round...) it just doesn't make sense to me, unless there is some inkling of an everlasting purpose to it. but maybe that's just me. =P
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