Friday Funny

Another joke courtesy of Kimmy!

Miss O'Leary, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The parish priest came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring. She welcomed him into her tiny cottage and offered him a seat as she went into the kitchen to make a pot of tea. As the priest sat across from her pump organ, he noticed a small bowl of water sitting on top of it with something floating in it. He stood up to get a better look and gasped in surprise. In the water floated a condom. He thought for sure that sweet Miss O'Leary had lost her senses.

When she returned with the tea and some scones, they began to chat. They chatted for a few minutes but his curiosity was getting the better of him. Soon he could resist no longer and blurted out, "Miss O'Leary, please tell about what you have in that bowl!" She smiled and replied, "Oh Father, isn't it wonderful? I was walking in the village last October and I found this tiny package on the ground. The directions said to put it on your organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know........I haven't had a cold all winter!"

Have a great weekend everyone.