Friday Funny

Kurt was going out with a nice girl named Lisa for many years and finally popped the question. "Will you marry me, darling?" Lisa smiled coyly and said, "Yes, if you buy me a mink." Kurt thought for a minute and then replied, "Okay, it's a deal, on one condition." "What is it?" Lisa asked. "You'll have to clean the cage," Kurt replied.

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The Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she hadn't been asked out on a date in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her doctor recommended she go see the world famous Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "Ok, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and craw reery, reery fast to the other side of the room." The woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "Ok, now craw reery, reery fast back to me." So she did.

Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worst case I ever see, dat why you not haf date for some time." Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my Dr. Chang. What is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt."

Have a great weekend everyone!