Friday, July 06, 2007

Friday Funny

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly Lord, what do you want me to do for you?"
God said, "Go down into that valley..."
Adam interrupted him and asked, "What's a valley?"
A little annoyed at the interruption, God explained it to him.

When He was done He continued with his instruction, "Go down into that valley, cross the river..."
Adam interrupted again by asking, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over the hill..."
"What's a hill?" Adam asked.
So God explained to Adam what a hill was.

God continued his request to Adam, "On the other side of the hill you find a cave..."
Adam continued his interrupting, "What's a cave?"
After explaining what a cave was, God said, "In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"
God explained that to him too.

Then God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God rolled his eyes.
And then, like everything else, God explained that to Adam as well.

So Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
He was back in about five minutes.
God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
To which Adam asked,
"What's a headache?"

Have a great weekend everyone!


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