Friday, May 30, 2008

Friday Funny

My Mom is a fan of those "Maxine" cartoons, and she sent me this joke. So everyone thank my Mom for the funny this week.

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon, so he placed four worms into four separate jars. Inside each of the jars was something different.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol--DEAD.
The second worm in cigarette smoke--DEAD.
The third worm in chocolate syrup--DEAD.
The fourth worm in good clean soil--ALIVE.

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?" Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly raising her hand she said, "As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

The Minister ended the service right then.

Have a great weekend everyone.


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