Friday Funny

I'm sure many of you have heard at least one "Little Johnny" joke. Some of them are a bit crass but most of them are just downright hilarious. I'll share some of the cleaner ones with all of you today.

A new teacher was trying to make the use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher asked, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother. She then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"Whats the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they were shown pictures tacked on the board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

Have a great weekend everyone.