Friday Funny

I'm not Italian, but my very Italian friends thought this joke was hilarious. And in honor of Bill Gates last day before retirement, here you go...

Luigi (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: I will choose my own bride!
Luigi: But the girl is Bill Gates daughter.
Son: Well in that case, OK.
Next, Luigi approaches Bill Gates.
Luigi: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Luigi: But this young man is a Vice-President of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Well, in that case, OK.
Luigi then goes to see the President of the World Bank.
Luigi: I have a young man to be recommended as a Vice-President.
President: But I already have more Vice-Presidents than I need!
Luigi: But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case, OK.

And that, my friends, is how Italians do business.

Have a great weekend everyone.