Day twenty one -- Friday Funny

My friend Cyndy seems to be the source of all my recent funny, and today is no exception. Thanks again, sweet Cyndy.
WARNING to all you sensitive types, these are on the border.

Things you can only say on Thanksgiving

• Talk about a huge breast!
• Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
• It's cool whip time!
• If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst.
• That's one terrific spread.
• I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
• Are you ready for seconds yet?
• Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
• Don't play with your meat.
• Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
• I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
• You still have a little bit on your chin.
• How long will it take after you stick it in?
• You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
• Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that.
• That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

My challenge to y'all... try and fit one or two of these into your meal on Thursday. If they're readers of eleven it should be pretty funny. I wanna hear the stories, too.

Have a great weekend everyone.