Friday, November 10, 2006

Friday Funny

Since I'm a banker I thought I'd share some bank humor this week...........

David Letterman's Top Ten signs you're doing business at the wrong bank.

10. When you make a deposit, tellers high five each other.

9. After you get your free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast.

8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.

7. When you try to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don't speak English.

6. You notice Kato Kaelin is sleeping in the vault.

5. Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin' Donuts carton wrapped in tin foil.

4. All cash deposits go directly into teller's pocket.

3. Lobby is waist-deep in Mexican pesos.

2. Toll-free customer service number is: 1-800-GET-HOSED

1. When you go in to ask for your balance, the teller reaches across the counter and pushes you.

Have a great weekend everyone!


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