Friday, May 11, 2007

Friday Funny

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with is bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Have a great weekend everyone!


Blogger lyndsay said...

your sick..... your sick

4:33 PM  
Blogger Laura said...

You are a sick individual, I must let you know. Even thought Lyndsay already said it. You think that being mentally insane is fun? I've tried it and it is no laughing matter!!!!

9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Laura"- You tried it? Did you try laughing at the same time? No? Then how do you know it is no laughing matter? Don't pass judgements on sick individuals like Sam and myself.

Sam, I like it. Keep up the grossly unappreciated art of making fun of mentally ill people. Sane people will love you for it.

10:05 AM  
Blogger 3rd string's finest said...

Hey, Anonymous, You make a good case. I have one objection, though. Your tone of type. uncalled for. Next time you berate my cousin you should do it in a more respectfull manner. Ok?

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Third string.., ok. I admitt I get carried away sometimes. Say, you're one of us aren't you? You know, a sick individual? Sorry, for being rude, Laura. taa taa.

10:11 AM  

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