Friday, November 16, 2007

Friday Funny

Yesterday I saw 4 deer on the way to work and 5 on the way home. I saw 4 more on the way this morning, which a couple were in the count from yesterday morning and evening. There's this one herd of deer that resides in an area where they don't allow hunting. There are woods and crop fields and a stream, and no hunting pressure whatsoever. The perfect paradise for deer. So I see at least a few of them in that same area almost every day. Anyway, on to the funny.

As a drunk man staggers out of the bar, a firetruck races past, siren wailing and lights flashing. Immediately the drunk man starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can until he finally collapses. "If that's the way you want it," he yells, "you can keep your stupid ice cream!"

Have a great weekend everyone.


Blogger Brooke said...

oh snap, that's a good one

5:09 PM  
Blogger Andrew said...

So I was joking with a kid about deer in Ohio, and he was from Wisconsin so he could relate. Get this same.....He hit a deer.....riding his skateboard. He was flying down a hill and a deer ran out and took him out. I had to tell you that..........That never happens!

11:46 AM  

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