Friday Funny
Deer count from yesterday: 4 in the morning and 14 in the afternoon.
On to the funny stuff. Here's a couple for all you churchy people.
One Sunday morning, a young boy was acting up in church. His parents did their best to keep him quiet, but they couldn't succeed. Finally, the father picked up the the boy and got up from his seat. With a stern look on his face, he carried his son down the aisle towards the back of the church. Just before reaching the foyer, the boy had the last word and yelled to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
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A Sunday-School teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her class of 5 and 6 year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
That last one was so true in our house growing up. Have a great weekend everyone.
On to the funny stuff. Here's a couple for all you churchy people.
One Sunday morning, a young boy was acting up in church. His parents did their best to keep him quiet, but they couldn't succeed. Finally, the father picked up the the boy and got up from his seat. With a stern look on his face, he carried his son down the aisle towards the back of the church. Just before reaching the foyer, the boy had the last word and yelled to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
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A Sunday-School teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her class of 5 and 6 year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
That last one was so true in our house growing up. Have a great weekend everyone.
posted by Sam at 9:54 AM
1 Comments:
NOt your best funnies, but decent. Glad to hear youre enjoying the deer. I saw a couple run across the parking lot here at the project last week and run up near the jehovas witness kingdon hall. it was a pretty glorious sight
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