Friday Funny
A middle-aged man walked into Victoria's Secret to purchase some lingerie for his wife. He was shown several possibilities ranging from $150 to $500 in price; the sheerer the selection the higher the price. He opted for the sheerest item and paid the $500.
He presented the gift to his wife and asked her to take it upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. His wife agreed and was shocked when she opened the box. Despite the fact that her husband had left the price tag on, the lingerie was so sheer she thought there may as well be nothing there. Then she had an idea; she would just model for her husband naked and he would never notice. Then she could take it back to the store the next day and go shopping with the $500 dollar refund.
She appeared naked on the balcony and struck a pose.
Her husband looked up and said, "Good heavens! For $500 you'd think they'd at least iron it!"
Have a great weekend everyone!
He presented the gift to his wife and asked her to take it upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. His wife agreed and was shocked when she opened the box. Despite the fact that her husband had left the price tag on, the lingerie was so sheer she thought there may as well be nothing there. Then she had an idea; she would just model for her husband naked and he would never notice. Then she could take it back to the store the next day and go shopping with the $500 dollar refund.
She appeared naked on the balcony and struck a pose.
Her husband looked up and said, "Good heavens! For $500 you'd think they'd at least iron it!"
Have a great weekend everyone!
posted by Sam at 11:05 AM
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