Friday Funny

Signs that make you go hmmm.........

Seen in Offices:
-Toilet out of order...Please use floor below.
-Would the person who took the step-ladder yesterday please bring it back...or further steps will be taken.
-After tea break, staff should empty the teapot, and stand upside down on the draining board.

Seen in Laundromat:
-Automatic washing machines...please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

In a London department store:
The bargain basement located upstairs.

Outside a Secondhand Shop:
We exchange everything...Bicycles, Washing Machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?!

In Health Food shop window:
Closed due to illness.

In a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

On a Repair Shop door:
We can repair anything. Please knock hard on the door, the bell doesn't work.

Have a great weekend everyone!