Friday Funny
My head-teller sent me this in an email last week. It was too good not to share..........
We've all heard about people having guts and balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next!"
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since they both ultimately result in death.
Have a great weekend everyone!
We've all heard about people having guts and balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next!"
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since they both ultimately result in death.
Have a great weekend everyone!
posted by Sam at 2:37 PM
1 Comments:
I'm glad you never had the "balls" or "guts" to try either of those things, because I'm pretty sure I would punch those balls and guts out of the house.
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