Friday Funny

I know hunting season is over in most parts of the country, but this joke is too good to wait until next season. Enjoy...

For the first time in many years, all the guys were able to hunt at the deer camp. Since it was crowded they had to bunk two men to each room. No one wanted to room with Greg because he snored really loud. They knew it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they decided to take turns.

The first guy who roomed with Greg came to breakfast the next morning with his hair messy and his eyes bloodshot. Shocked at his appearance one of them asked, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Greg snored so loudly I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning. he came to breakfast looking the same as the first guy. When asked how it was, he answered, "That Greg shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."

The third night it was Frank's turn. Frank was an ex-football star and easily the biggest and burliest man of the group. He came to breakfast the next morning looking clean and well rested, but Greg looked like he hadn't slept a wink. The rest of the guys couldn't believe their eyes. They asked Frank, "Why do you look so different from the last two guys? What happened?" Frank said, "Well, as Greg laid down last night, I went over and tucked him into bed and kissed him goodnight on the forehead. I slept through the night but I think Greg sat up and watched me all night!"

Have a great weekend everyone.