Friday Funny
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and notices a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He continues to check her out during the entire dinner, but lacks the nerve to talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out and grabs it before it can hit the ground, and hands it back to her.
The woman is visibly shaken and whispers, "Oh my, I am so sorry." She turns her head and pops her eye back into place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens intently to every word he says.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he'd like to come to her place for dinner the next night. The next evening, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. They pick up their conversations from the previous night and have a wonderful time together. The guy is amazed. Everything with this gorgeous lady has been SO incredible.
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."
Have a great weekend everyone.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out and grabs it before it can hit the ground, and hands it back to her.
The woman is visibly shaken and whispers, "Oh my, I am so sorry." She turns her head and pops her eye back into place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens intently to every word he says.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he'd like to come to her place for dinner the next night. The next evening, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. They pick up their conversations from the previous night and have a wonderful time together. The guy is amazed. Everything with this gorgeous lady has been SO incredible.
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."
Have a great weekend everyone.
posted by Sam at 10:15 AM
4 Comments:
Sorry Sam, I gotta throw you an "oh brother" on that one!
I'm with Kimmy...that may be what is called stupid humor! :-p
dont let them fool you. that is hilarious
That's funny, I don't care who you are. Wood Eye, Wood Eye! Big Nose, Big Nose!
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