Friday Funny

My last post was a bit of a downer, so here's some funny I lifted from Guy to get you through the weekend.

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman said. "Would you mind telling us a little about your first three husbands and what they did for a living?"

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. Then a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, "The first one was a banker who I married when I was in my early 20's. The second one was a circus ringmaster when I was in my 40's. The third was a preacher when I was in my 60's. And now that I'm 80, I chose a funeral director."

The interviewer looked at her quite astonished. He asked, "Why did you marry four men with such diverse careers?"

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

Have a great weekend everyone.