Friday Funny

A few people on my blogroll are doing a little contest and blogging everyday in September with the focus being Ha-Ha type of posts. I thought about joining them but then my Friday Funny wouldn't be so anticipated. (As if...) If you want a few good laughs check out Kimmy and Adrienne (others have tried to participate but these two are the regular offenders) and enjoy my own contribution for today. Shield the little one's eyes, this is an adult one.

A overly confident man walked into a supermarket not realizing his zipper was down. As he passed the first cute, lady cashier she said, "Your barracks door is open." He wasn't sure what she meant so he kept walking, looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping he passed a guy who stopped him and said, "Hey. Your fly is open." Thanking the kind fellow, he zipped up and continued his shopping.

At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the cute cashier was who had informed him of his 'barracks door'. Planning on having a little fun with her, when he reached the counter he asked, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing at attention?" The lady (naturally quicker and brighter than the guy) thought for a moment then replied, "No; no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of duffel bags."

Have a great weekend everyone.