Friday, May 08, 2009

Friday Funny

A few months back I had a conversation with my friend, Betsy, about homonyms. You know, same word-two meanings. We knew there were a lot of them but we couldn't think of more than a few. My friend Cyndy has been rocking my world with great Funny material, and she recently sent me this. Here you go, Betsy... this one's for you.

Can you read these right the first time?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Have a great weekend everyone.


Blogger Dave and Betsy's Blog said...

Wow...those are awesome!! Thanks Sam. We knew they were out there!!

2:57 PM  
Blogger Birdie said...


8:12 PM  
Blogger Kristen said...

What about... My boss told me to buy a boss stereo! Just hit me! I like these! Thanks for sharing them!

10:17 AM  

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