Friday Funny
Kudos to my Dad for this one..............
A six year old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street.
"That's a serious step," said the father, hiding his smile. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in her's. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."
"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father asked.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married. you're liable to have babies, you know."
"We've thought about that too, the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
A six year old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street.
"That's a serious step," said the father, hiding his smile. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in her's. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."
"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father asked.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married. you're liable to have babies, you know."
"We've thought about that too, the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
posted by Sam at 2:20 PM
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