Friday Funny

On a particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves called in sick and the trainee elves who replaced them on the line were way behind schedule. When Santa went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were pregnant and two others had jumped the fence. When he started to load the sleigh, one of the floor boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for an Irish coffee only to discover the elves had hid his whiskey. And then he accidentally dropped the coffee pot which broke into a thousand pieces all over the floor. He went to get the broom and found out that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. To make matters even worse, Mrs. Claus informed him that her mother was coming for a visit. Santa had had about all he could take.

Just then the doorbell rang. Cussing, Santa opened the door to see a little angel with a huge Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? And isn't this just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?" Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Have a Happy Christmas everyone.