Friday, October 03, 2008

Friday Funny

I was on the roof until 9:00 last night scraping paint in preparation for tomorrow's fun. I came down and then left for the devil's store to get some things I'll need tonight to finish the prep work. When I got home I was too tired to think up an original funny, so this is borrowed from Cyndy again. Enjoy... (Warning: cover the chillen's eyes, some of these are spicy.)

Some comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they wish they could take back:

Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my goodness, what have I just said?"

Have a great weekend everyone.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those were great, and I'm not surprised at any of them. Commentators can be quite dopey.

7:36 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

LOL.. the Paul Hamm quote is my favorite. :)

11:50 PM  

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