Friday Funny

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back of the farm. The pond was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up with nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond he voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

The old farmer cleared his throat and made them aware of his presence. They all swam to the deep end and one of the women yelled to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."

The old man thought for a minute and then replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

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And since I missed the funny last week, here's another short one.

It was Palm Sunday, and because of a sore throat, five year old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked, "What are those for?" His Mom replied, "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by."

"Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed, "The one Sunday I don't go and He shows up!"

Have a great weekend everyone.