Friday, June 15, 2007

Friday Funny

Murphy's lesser-known Dictum's:

-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear brighter until you hear them speak.
-He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
-Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
-The 50/50/90 rule: Anytime you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
-The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
-The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
-A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

And the best one...
-When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Have a great weekend everyone!


Blogger 3rd string's finest said...

I like these.....a lot. I think I will have these wallpapered on to my walls and go to mast for destruction of government property.

Tell your wonderfull wife I said hi.

I am not going to ask you to post your email address for the whole world to I'll give you mine instead. If only so you may send me a qick "hello" for the purpose of me using the return address to email YOU.

11:51 AM  
Blogger Laura said...

HEY! I was on jury duty! And to top that off I was the alternate. What does that tell you about myself? I guess that I will never figure it out because I'm not smart enough;)

8:17 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

My favorite is: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

LOL, I've never heard it put quite that way.

10:15 PM  

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