Friday, October 13, 2006

Friday Funny

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took the window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down next to them in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes, and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a Coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the Coke the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one too." Again the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in Cokes?"


Have a great weekend everyone!

2 Comments:

Blogger Brad B... said...

sam i have a blog now... we can keep in touch this way... but prolly more hanging out than this but this is cool... i like it.

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a pretty funny "Friday Funny"!

5:23 PM  

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