My friend who just graduated from Navy Boot Camp sent me some Chuck Norris jokes in his last letter. I guess there a lot of them. These were the first ones I'd ever heard and I thought they were pretty funny. If you know anymore please share.. .............
Chuck Norris has a night-light in his bedroom. Not because he's scared of the dark but b/c the dark is scared of him.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris had a heart attack. His heart lost.
It's been said that the tears of Chuck Norris can cure cancer. The problem is, Chuck Norris never cries.
Hope all of you have a great weekend!