Friday Funny

Tom and Priscilla were dressed and ready to go the News Years Eve Party. Tom turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered the pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard. Priscilla called the local cab company and requested a taxi. When the taxi arrived, they opened the front door to leave the house. The cat that Tom had put in the backyard scooted back into the house. Priscilla didn't want the cat in the house because it always tried to eat the bird. Even though they were late, she begged Tom to get the cat.

Tom agreed and went back inside as Priscilla walked out to the taxi. The cat ran upstairs with Tom in hot pursuit. Waiting in the taxi, Priscilla didn't want the driver to know the house would be empty for the night. So she explained to the driver, "My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, Tom exited the house and got into the cab. "Sorry it took so long," he said as they drove away. "That stupid pussy was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She even tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car.

Have a great weekend everyone.