Thanks once again to Cyndy for today's funny.Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida,
are all excited about their decision to get married. They
go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they
pass a Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart
Medication?"
Pharmacist : "Of course we do."
*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation? "
Pharmacist: "All kinds "
*Jacob: "
Medicine for rheumatism ?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely. "
*Jacob: "How about suppositories? "
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and
Alzheimer's? "
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease ?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "
*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and
Sizes."
*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
Have a great weekend everyone.